Older Stories Archive

GOVERNMENT TRYING TO SLIP RFID PAST US BY RENAMING IT

CULT TO SACRIFICE VIRGINS AT MT. ST. HELENS

EDITORIAL: JANUARY 24 THE MOST DEPRESSING DAY? GIVE ME A BREAK.

WORST ORANGE BOWL HALFTIME SHOW EVER

ENRAGED WOMAN ASSAULTS MALL SANTA

MARTHA STEWARTS CLASSIC CANDLES OF EUROPE CAUSING HOUSE FIRES

NATIONAL HOCKEY LEAGUE TO FOLD

"BOOM CAR" SHAKES APART IN MIDDLE OF ROAD

RUMSFELD AND WOLFOWITZ ARE VAMPIRES, W KETCHUP CONTAINS BLOOD

FED UP WITH HURRICANES, MIAMI DOLPHINS MOVING TO WICHITA

UPDATED: 2004 WILL BE 1984 THROUGH USE OF WEBCAMS

WMD FOUND IN WASHINGTON: CHENEY DROPS F-BOMB

INDIANA LICENSE PLATES MISTAKEN FOR FAKES

BIG ROUND BLIMPS: BIG BROTHER'S NEWEST WAY TO WATCH

PRESIDENT BUSH PICKS HIS FATHER TO REPLACE GEORGE TENET

UNCOVEROR EXCLUSIVE: MONTREAL EXPOS GOING TO LAS VEGAS

UNCOVEROR EXCLUSIVE: MARS HOAX EXPOSED

PERFUME CONSPIRACY UNCOVERED

SUV OWNERS PUZZLED BY HIGH GAS PRICES

JANET JACKSON SUCCESSFULLY DIVERTS ATTENTION FROM MICHAEL

BUSH CALLS FOR RETURN TO MOON

Updated 12-1-03:
MICHAEL EISNER TO RENAME DISNEY AFTER HIMSELF

POPULAR MUSIC TO BE MADE BY ROBOTS

MCDONALD'S CHANGING MCNUGGETS TO CHICK'N

RIAA BOSS WILL "MAKE AN EXAMPLE" OUT OF A LITTLE GIRL

DICK CHENEY HOLDS FUNDRAISER FOR KENTUCKY GOVERNOR'S RACE ... IN OHIO

CHARLES TAYLOR LANDS IN CALIFORNIA, ANNOUNCES RUN FOR GOVERNOR

AOL PROMISES TWO FREE MONTHS WITH NO COMMITMENT

POWER OUTAGE HID MARTIAN INVASION

MADONNA AND MISSY ELLIOTT ENDORSE SWEATSHOPS

YELLOW CAKE FROM NIGER FOUND IN IRAQ

COMING SOON TO SCHOOL CAFETERIAS: PURINA PEOPLE CHOW

SCI-FI FANBOYS WANT HUMAN RIGHTS FOR ROBOTS

UPDATED: RFID CHIPS: BIG BROTHER'S NEWEST TOYS

EDITORIAL: THE LEAGUE OF EXTRAORDINARY GENTLEMAN AND THE PUBLIC DOMAIN

NEW WHITE HOUSE PRESS SECRETARY HAS HAIR

AL QAEDA TERROR MESSAGE HIDDEN IN CENSORED SHOW

KENTUCKY DERBY WAS RIGGED

FORMER IRAQI INFORMATION MINISTER "CAN'T GET ARRESTED IN THIS TOWN"

PETROSKEY INVITES JOHN ROCKER TO SPEAK AT HALL

COCKROACHES ADMIT THEY WILL MISS HUMANITY

BRITISH PARLIAMENT UNVEILS NEW CREST

BUSH DECLARES HIMSELF POPE, EXCOMMUNICATES JOHN PAUL II

2003 IS ANOTHER Y2K FOR SURVIVAL GEAR SALES

SUV OWNERS SUPPORT WAR WITH IRAQ

MCDONALDS TO RENAME FRENCH FRIES "LIBERTY POTATOES"

AL QAEDA PLOT TO STOP FLOW OF RIVER UNCOVERED

FOLLOW UP: AS WE PREDICTED, THEY CHANGED COKE AGAIN

MAN VS. MACHINE CHESS IS A HOAX

PRODUCERS OF TELETUBBIES SUE KENTUCKY FOR INFRINGEMENT

EDITORIAL: WHO IS THE PUBLIC DOMAIN? ALL OF US.

TOTAL INFORMATION AWARENESS IS "THE BEAST"

BUSH'S NATIONAL ID PLAN IS "THE MARK OF THE BEAST"

BIGFOOT WAS A HOAX? NOT SO FAST!

TV GOLF CURES INSOMNIA

WACKO JACKO RECKLESSLY ENDANGERS BABY

GIANT BIRD TERRORIZES ALASKAN VILLAGERS

BRITISH GOVERNMENT AND OIL CARTELS CONSPIRE AGAINST "GREASE CARS"

"LADY JUSTICE" TO WEAR A BURQA

UFO DESTROYED CONTOUR SPACECRAFT

UPDATED: POP-UP TV ADS CARRY SUBLIMINAL MESSAGES

CULT WORSHIPS ELVIS PRESLEY AS GOD

INVESTING TO WIN IN TODAY'S ECONOMY

CHUCK E. CHEESE HOOKS KIDS ON GAMBLING

TED TURNER TO MONOCHROMIZE FILMS

NBC TO PRODUCE AWARDS SHOW AWARDS

BOTTLED PHEROMONES LEAD TO DOG ATTACK

WORLDCOM TO PAY EMPLOYEES IN COMPANY SCRIPT

CARLY FIORINA IS AN IBM MOLE

MAFIA TO OFFER PRE-PAID ILLEGAL SERVICES

MICROSOFT DEVELOPING WINDOWS BSD

NEW DAWN BIOTECH ADMITS THAT CHICK'N IS REAL

COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT SUIT OVER SILENCE

JUST SAY NO TO CIRCUMVENTING COPY PROTECTION

ROBOTIC RATS LEAD DOWN SLIPPERY SLOPE

WHY MARS WILL NEVER BE COLONIZED

2004 WILL BE 1984 THROUGH USE OF WEB CAMS

THE LOTTERY IS RIGGED

MICROSOFT TO SUE ANDERSEN AND PELLA OVER USE OF THE TERM "WINDOWS"

TREEMEAT NOW ON THE MARKET

THE TRUTH ABOUT THE V-CHIP

REAL SPACE INVADERS MAY BE COMING

EL CHUPACABRA BREEDS WITH DOG IN CALIFORNIA

HOW TO DISABLE THE V-CHIP AND PROTECT YOUR PRIVACY

EL CHUPACABRA PUP LOOSE IN MASS

RIAA NOW WANTS PAY-FOR-PLAY RADIO

BLEACHING HAIR CAUSES BRAIN DAMAGE

EL CHUPACABRA PUP STRIKES AGAIN

POTATO FAMINE REPARATIONS

OUR BATTLE TO KEEP THIS SITE ONLINE

CHUPA PUP FOILS BOMB PLOT

POTATO FAMINE LAWYER SUED

THE REAL REASON BUSH CHOKED ON A PRETZEL

U.S. MINT PROPOSES NEW CURRENCY DENOMINATION

NEW DAWN BIOTECH AT IT AGAIN...EGG BUSHES

CURIOUS CHILD CAUSES BABOON FRACAS

TEEN PRANK KILLS THREE AT MAMMOTH CAVE

MIXING PAINTS: AN EXPLOSIVE MISTAKE

WE ARE BACK IN PRINT!

NASA TO EMPLOY MEDIEVAL TECHNOLOGY IN COST-CUTTING MOVE

DISAPPEARING MONEY: MATHEMATICAL CONUNDRUM OR NEW SCAM?

CALIFORNIA LEGISLATOR'S MODEST PROPOSAL TO END ENERGY CRISIS

FLESH EATING TERMITES ATTACK CAMPERS AT RED RIVER GORGE

LOCATION OF "ANY" KEY FINALLY REVEALED

UNIX REVERSE ENGINEERED FROM COMPUTERS ON ROSWELL UFO

ANOTHER DANGER AT RED RIVER GORGE: FLYING SNAKES

AIR FORCE SECRETLY ADMITS UFOs ARE REAL, HAS PICTURES

MICRO$OFT USES UNIX TECHNOLOGY TO CONTROL MINDS

FURTHER PHOTOGRAPHIC EVIDENCE THAT UFOS ARE REAL

ANIMAL RIGHTS ACTIVISTS GO TOO FAR

DIET FOOD IS MAKING AMERICANS FAT

THE REAL REASON KENTUCKY FRIED CHICKEN IS NOW KFC

GOOD NEWS FOR VEGETARIANS: MEAT THAT GROWS ON TREES

HACKER ATTACKS A HOAX

HARMFUL UV RAYS ARE A CORPORATE HOAX

TOILET BOWL SNAKE ATTACKS ON THE RISE

SNAKE OIL: IT'S REAL AND IT WORKS

BAD NEWS FOR VEGETARIANS: PLANTS FEEL PAIN

GOVERNMENT LISTENING DEVICES HIDDEN IN CEILING FANS

WHAT THE GOVERNMENT DOESN'T WANT YOU TO KNOW ABOUT MOPS

NASA LOSES MARS POLAR LANDER...SEE, WE TOLD YOU SO!!

FIDEL CASTRO DIED IN 1981. CUBA NOW RUN BY LOOK-ALIKE CIA PLANT

CUBAN CHILD ALMOST BLOWS CIA'S GREATEST SECRET

MARTIANS SHOT DOWN NASA PROBE