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GOVERNMENT TRYING TO SLIP RFID PAST US BY RENAMING IT
CULT TO SACRIFICE VIRGINS AT MT. ST. HELENS
EDITORIAL: JANUARY 24 THE MOST DEPRESSING DAY?
GIVE ME A BREAK.
WORST ORANGE BOWL HALFTIME SHOW EVER
ENRAGED WOMAN ASSAULTS MALL SANTA
MARTHA STEWARTS CLASSIC CANDLES OF EUROPE CAUSING
HOUSE FIRES
NATIONAL HOCKEY LEAGUE TO FOLD
"BOOM CAR" SHAKES APART IN MIDDLE OF ROAD
RUMSFELD AND WOLFOWITZ ARE VAMPIRES, W
KETCHUP CONTAINS BLOOD
FED UP WITH HURRICANES, MIAMI DOLPHINS MOVING TO
WICHITA
UPDATED:
2004 WILL BE 1984 THROUGH USE OF WEBCAMS
WMD FOUND IN WASHINGTON: CHENEY DROPS F-BOMB
INDIANA LICENSE PLATES MISTAKEN FOR FAKES
BIG ROUND BLIMPS: BIG BROTHER'S NEWEST WAY TO WATCH
PRESIDENT BUSH PICKS HIS FATHER TO REPLACE GEORGE
TENET
UNCOVEROR EXCLUSIVE: MONTREAL EXPOS GOING TO LAS VEGAS
UNCOVEROR EXCLUSIVE: MARS HOAX EXPOSED
PERFUME CONSPIRACY UNCOVERED
SUV OWNERS PUZZLED BY HIGH GAS PRICES
JANET JACKSON SUCCESSFULLY DIVERTS ATTENTION FROM
MICHAEL
BUSH CALLS FOR RETURN TO MOON
Updated 12-1-03:
MICHAEL EISNER TO RENAME DISNEY AFTER HIMSELF
POPULAR MUSIC TO BE MADE BY ROBOTS
MCDONALD'S CHANGING MCNUGGETS TO CHICK'N
RIAA BOSS WILL "MAKE AN EXAMPLE" OUT OF A LITTLE
GIRL
DICK CHENEY HOLDS FUNDRAISER FOR KENTUCKY GOVERNOR'S
RACE ... IN OHIO
CHARLES TAYLOR LANDS IN CALIFORNIA, ANNOUNCES RUN FOR
GOVERNOR
AOL PROMISES TWO FREE MONTHS WITH NO COMMITMENT
POWER OUTAGE HID MARTIAN INVASION
MADONNA AND MISSY ELLIOTT ENDORSE SWEATSHOPS
YELLOW CAKE FROM NIGER FOUND IN IRAQ
COMING SOON TO SCHOOL CAFETERIAS: PURINA PEOPLE
CHOW
SCI-FI FANBOYS WANT HUMAN RIGHTS FOR ROBOTS
UPDATED: RFID CHIPS: BIG BROTHER'S NEWEST TOYS
EDITORIAL: THE LEAGUE OF EXTRAORDINARY
GENTLEMAN AND THE PUBLIC DOMAIN
NEW WHITE HOUSE PRESS SECRETARY HAS HAIR
AL QAEDA TERROR MESSAGE HIDDEN IN
CENSORED SHOW
KENTUCKY DERBY WAS RIGGED
FORMER IRAQI INFORMATION MINISTER "CAN'T GET ARRESTED
IN THIS TOWN"
PETROSKEY INVITES JOHN ROCKER TO SPEAK AT HALL
COCKROACHES ADMIT THEY WILL MISS HUMANITY
BRITISH PARLIAMENT UNVEILS NEW CREST
BUSH DECLARES HIMSELF POPE, EXCOMMUNICATES JOHN
PAUL II
2003 IS ANOTHER Y2K FOR SURVIVAL GEAR SALES
SUV OWNERS SUPPORT WAR WITH IRAQ
MCDONALDS TO RENAME FRENCH FRIES "LIBERTY POTATOES"
AL QAEDA PLOT TO STOP FLOW OF RIVER UNCOVERED
FOLLOW UP: AS WE PREDICTED, THEY CHANGED COKE AGAIN
MAN VS. MACHINE CHESS IS A HOAX
PRODUCERS OF TELETUBBIES SUE KENTUCKY FOR
INFRINGEMENT
EDITORIAL: WHO IS THE PUBLIC DOMAIN? ALL OF US.
TOTAL INFORMATION AWARENESS IS "THE BEAST"
BUSH'S NATIONAL ID PLAN IS "THE MARK OF THE BEAST"
BIGFOOT WAS A HOAX? NOT SO FAST!
TV GOLF CURES INSOMNIA
WACKO JACKO RECKLESSLY ENDANGERS BABY
GIANT BIRD TERRORIZES ALASKAN VILLAGERS
BRITISH GOVERNMENT AND OIL CARTELS CONSPIRE
AGAINST "GREASE CARS"
"LADY JUSTICE" TO WEAR A BURQA
UFO DESTROYED CONTOUR SPACECRAFT
UPDATED: POP-UP TV ADS CARRY SUBLIMINAL MESSAGES
CULT WORSHIPS ELVIS PRESLEY AS GOD
INVESTING TO WIN IN TODAY'S ECONOMY
CHUCK E. CHEESE HOOKS KIDS ON GAMBLING
TED TURNER TO MONOCHROMIZE FILMS
NBC TO PRODUCE AWARDS SHOW AWARDS
BOTTLED PHEROMONES LEAD TO DOG ATTACK
WORLDCOM TO PAY EMPLOYEES IN COMPANY SCRIPT
CARLY FIORINA IS AN IBM MOLE
MAFIA TO OFFER PRE-PAID ILLEGAL SERVICES
MICROSOFT DEVELOPING WINDOWS BSD
NEW DAWN BIOTECH ADMITS THAT CHICK'N IS REAL
COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT SUIT OVER SILENCE
JUST SAY NO TO CIRCUMVENTING COPY PROTECTION
ROBOTIC RATS LEAD DOWN SLIPPERY SLOPE
WHY MARS WILL NEVER BE COLONIZED
2004 WILL BE 1984 THROUGH USE OF WEB CAMS
THE LOTTERY IS RIGGED
MICROSOFT TO SUE ANDERSEN AND PELLA OVER
USE OF THE TERM "WINDOWS"
TREEMEAT NOW ON THE MARKET
THE TRUTH ABOUT THE V-CHIP
REAL SPACE INVADERS MAY BE COMING
EL CHUPACABRA BREEDS WITH DOG IN CALIFORNIA
HOW TO DISABLE THE V-CHIP AND PROTECT YOUR PRIVACY
EL CHUPACABRA PUP LOOSE IN MASS
RIAA NOW WANTS PAY-FOR-PLAY RADIO
BLEACHING HAIR CAUSES BRAIN DAMAGE
EL CHUPACABRA PUP STRIKES AGAIN
POTATO FAMINE REPARATIONS
OUR BATTLE TO KEEP THIS SITE ONLINE
CHUPA PUP FOILS BOMB PLOT
POTATO FAMINE LAWYER SUED
THE REAL REASON BUSH CHOKED ON A PRETZEL
U.S. MINT PROPOSES NEW CURRENCY DENOMINATION
NEW DAWN BIOTECH AT IT AGAIN...EGG BUSHES
CURIOUS CHILD CAUSES BABOON FRACAS
TEEN PRANK KILLS THREE AT MAMMOTH CAVE
MIXING PAINTS: AN EXPLOSIVE MISTAKE
WE ARE BACK IN PRINT!
NASA TO EMPLOY MEDIEVAL TECHNOLOGY IN COST-CUTTING MOVE
DISAPPEARING MONEY: MATHEMATICAL CONUNDRUM OR NEW
SCAM?
CALIFORNIA LEGISLATOR'S MODEST PROPOSAL TO END ENERGY
CRISIS
FLESH EATING TERMITES ATTACK CAMPERS AT RED RIVER
GORGE
LOCATION OF "ANY" KEY FINALLY REVEALED
UNIX REVERSE ENGINEERED FROM COMPUTERS ON ROSWELL UFO
ANOTHER DANGER AT RED RIVER GORGE: FLYING SNAKES
AIR FORCE SECRETLY ADMITS UFOs ARE REAL, HAS PICTURES
MICRO$OFT USES UNIX TECHNOLOGY TO CONTROL MINDS
FURTHER PHOTOGRAPHIC EVIDENCE THAT UFOS ARE REAL
ANIMAL RIGHTS ACTIVISTS GO TOO FAR
DIET FOOD IS MAKING AMERICANS FAT
THE REAL REASON KENTUCKY FRIED CHICKEN IS NOW KFC
GOOD NEWS FOR VEGETARIANS: MEAT THAT GROWS ON TREES
HACKER ATTACKS A HOAX
HARMFUL UV RAYS ARE A CORPORATE HOAX
TOILET BOWL SNAKE ATTACKS ON THE RISE
SNAKE OIL: IT'S REAL AND IT WORKS
BAD NEWS FOR VEGETARIANS: PLANTS FEEL PAIN
GOVERNMENT LISTENING DEVICES HIDDEN IN CEILING FANS
WHAT THE GOVERNMENT DOESN'T WANT YOU TO KNOW ABOUT MOPS
NASA LOSES MARS POLAR LANDER...SEE, WE TOLD YOU SO!!
FIDEL CASTRO DIED IN 1981. CUBA NOW RUN BY LOOK-ALIKE
CIA PLANT
CUBAN CHILD ALMOST BLOWS CIA'S GREATEST SECRET