Just what is Michael Jackson doing with that baby? His official statement is, "I offer no excuses for what happened. I made a terrible mistake. I got caught up in the excitement of the moment. I would never intentionally endanger the lives of my children."

Some have speculated that this was Michael Jackson's perverse way of trying to make a funny. No one was amused. Everyone who saw it gasped in Horror.

"I was shocked at what I saw," said self-proclaimed psychic Uri Geller, a close friend of Jackson. "Michael was under tremendous emotional pressure and he was jet-lagged. It was a mistake. He wasn't thinking. He is a great father. He is an incredibly loving dad."

A German freelance writer named Wilhelm Kaiser was invited to interview Jackson that same day. Kaiser was greatly disturbed by what he saw and heard. Apparently, Jacko is clueless about things that would endanger his children, or apathetic. He sent us this story.

When I first arrived at Jackson's hotel suite, his four year old daughter, Paris was running with a pair of scissors, and Wacko Jacko thought it was funny! Later, while he was talking about the Bambi Award for Lifetime Achievement he was in Germany to receive, his eldest child, five year old Prince Michael had a plastic bag over his head, was walking strangely, and exclaimed "Look at me! I'm a robot!" he continued to dance around while his father pointed and laughed, then the boy passed out. Jacko fell down laughing, and did not remove the plastic bag from his son's head! I could tell that the youngster was suffocating, so I immediately removed the bag, and he began to breathe again. I Was so upset by the whole affair that I ended the interview and left the suite.

As I was leaving, I heard Jackson saying, "Wait, wait! I haven't even told you about my new video yet," but I did not want to hear it. I only wanted to inform the authorities about the outrageous ways he was endangering his children. Artist are always eccentric, but this is unacceptable. Those children aren't safe. Won't somebody think of the children?

We at The Uncoveror share Wilhelm Kaiser's concerns, and can't believe that they are going to give this buffoon any kind of an award. His children should be taken from him and given back to their mothers, or placed in foster care. That is not all. Michael Jackson is just not right. Anyone who would disfigure himself this badly with plastic surgery has serious mental issues, and should be committed.