WHAT THE GOVERNMENT DOESN'T WANT YOU
TO KNOW ABOUT MOPS
I first encountered this story back in the fall of 1989, while
in New York working on my now famous series of lectures on the
disturbing events that had taken place in Central Park that are now
known as the Hair Dye Incidents. While I was only thirteen at the
time, my growing talents as a motivational
speaker/lecturer/investigative reporter had led me to several
encounters with not only the nasty side of fame, but several
opportunistic encounters with some of the nation's finest minds. One
of these people happened to be none other than Dr. J. Murray
Grimmstein from the Center for the Institute of Studies. He had been
working on applied domestic appliance theory, and recently had some
troublesome encounters with the FBI concerning his investigations
into the history of the common household mop for a paper he was
working on. What he had found was much deeper than anyone could have
imagined, and the events following his mysterious death the following
spring were covered up, along with all of the research he had done on
mop technology. Until now.
When most people think of the mop, they think of the common
household-cleaning utensil, used for cleaning and waxing floors. They
recognize its usefulness, respect its potential dangers, and follow
the necessary safety precautions. While the mop doesn't seem like a
threatening object in itself, its history and evolution since World
War II had been something that everybody had taken for granted.
People simply didn't think about where the mop came from. Often, its
history was simply explained through folklore that was passed down
for years, or was dismissed as a trivial matter that only
troublemakers would dare question. What I am about to explain to you
may deeply disturb some, and I advise some of the more sensitive
readers to skip this chapter, as it deals with very serious themes
connecting some of the most unexpected people, places, and events
taking place during World War II. If you decide to read on, I commend
you for your bravery, curiosity, and strong desire to seek the TRUTH.
In June of 1939, Emperor Hirohito ordered the formation of
an investigatory committee to seek out new ways of espionage of
political opponents, and gain the support of the then small number of
women supporters in the workplace. At the time, he still had access
to some of the greatest scientists that had ever lived. To coincide
with his sidiously twisted and evil plot to expand Japan's territory,
a team of anthropologists, economists, physicists, and master
woodworkers came up with a tool that not only solved the problem of
spying on his enemies, but created jobs and the positive support from
within the female Japanese population: the mop. Mop was an acronym
for Michiko Omaesuka Pasutoku, which was the ancient Japanese
god/keeper of the floors.
Before the mop's creation, the marketing of floor cleansing
products had been grossly overlooked in most of greater Asia. Because
of the long and rich history of Japanese mythology, most households
relied on Michiko Omaesuka Pasutoku to protect and cleanse their
floors of dirt and evil spirits. The introduction of the mop into
Japanese houses was spread solely by word of mouth, and with the
efficiency of a deadly virus. It was a revelation, taking Japan by
storm and showing Japan's ingenuity and desire to become one of the
major industrial powers in the world. Soon, a new market was created
for floor cleansing that was naturally taken over by the more
domestically inclined women. Hirohito quickly realized that as his
own people were now hiring outside contractors to manage their
floors, most other countries could benefit from the mop, as they were
equally behind in this much overlooked area.
This presented him with multiple opportunities not only for
espionage, but to use his own enemies as a potential market for this
then high tech item, because not only could the mop be sold to their
enemies, Japan could finally utilize the Mexico free trade act of
1845, made when a desperate Japan nearly collapsed economically
because of lagging trade with its essential hair freeming industry.
By contracting out Mexican women as "house cleaners", Japan quickly
gained knowledge of the surrounding lands it had planned to conquer.
This evidence also points to why there was no warning of the attack
at Pearl Harbor, as the current trend in Washington was to hire
Mexican labor for domestic chores as it was cheaper, and there was
increasing pressure to cut costs because of the money spent building
our defense against outside countries.
Note: This story is not complete. The fax we received from our reporter in the fields was cut off in progress by
those who don't want us to know, But we won't be silenced here at THE
UNCOVEROR. More on this is coming soon.