Big Brother is listening! According to an anonymous source, who fears for his life, the government has been bugging ceiling fans. This program was begun in 1997 on executive order of President Clinton! (or maybe it was Hilary.) The spying continues today.

"He just doesn't trust the people. In fact, almost no one in the government does," said my source in mid 1998. "They are obsessed with knowing what we are doing and saying at all times." Since 1997, nearly half of all ceiling fans sold in the U.S. contained a hidden listening device. "This program is not unique to the Clinton administration. The government has been spying on Americans for no good reason since the red scare of the fifties, but it has never gone this far until now. Anyone who has a ceiling fan should rip it out of his or her ceiling, and throw it out without delay!" Some had hoped that as president, George W. Bush would end this practice. He has not. Renewing Clinton's executive orders on the surveillance of private citizens were among Bush's first acts. "You didn't really expect a country club aristocrat to trust ordinary Americans, did you?" asks my source. "Like his father, and the Clintons, he is dedicated to bringing about the New World Order!" They didn't want you to know, but now you do, thanks to THE UNCOVEROR.