PRESIDENT BUSH DROPS FIRST DOG BARNEY

Bush dropping dogAs you can see in this picture, President Bush recently dropped Barney, The First Dog. All who witnessed the mishap were aghast. When asked why he had done such a thing, Bush said, "I wanted to see if it was true that they always land on their feet. I see the whole thing is just an urban myth."
Several onlookers immediately pointed out that it is cats that always land on their feet.
The President replied, "Really? Somebody bring me a cat."

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